Farmville – The Addiction You Can Embrace With Joy
Farmville?
Come on, if you are reading this, you already know what we are talking about. You have become one of the millions of Farmville addicts. Here’s the 10-Step Program for Farmville addicts.
1. Expand your farm rapidly, you need to hurry up and have a 22×22 farm, because you know the 24×24 is coming soon. You don’t want to be the last of your neighbors to have a 24×24 farm.
2. Coop stuffing is required. You need to get those golden chickens in and out of your coop quickly, and put those pregnant hens in. Collecting mystery eggs can help you rapidly get coins, cool accessories, free fuel, and many other great benefits.
3. Help your neighbors. You must create relationships and help out on other farms. There is no better way to expand your experience points, receive gifts, and to find people to help you out in keeping a healthy growing farm.
4. Planning is essential. You are a professional farmer. You need to plan your crops, plan your field layout, and place your animals in the proper places to get the highest returns from your farm.
5. Get involved in a Farmville forum. You need to keep up on the latest news about Farmville. You never know when a new mystery, or new upgrade is about to happen.
6. Explain your addiction to friends, and tell them all of those invitations are not meant to annoy them. You know they need to play, because it is the right thing to do. Explain those dark circles under your eyes are from intensive late nights of serious fun.
7. Take pictures of your farm and share it with everyone. You have worked hard to develop the property. You know it looks better than your real yard. In Farmville you have garden gnomes, pink flamingos, wells, and other beautiful features. Best of all, they require low amounts of maintenance.
8. Buy a Farmville T-shirt, 2 Farmville mugs (one for home and one for the office), and buy a Farmville hat. Your wardrobe and accessories need to let people know you are not just some share cropper, you are a plantation owner growing serious cash crops.
9. Keep a Farmville guide in the bathroom. No reason to waste this valuable time. You could be expanding your skills and having the best farm among all your friends and neighbors.
10. Buy stronger coffee. Sleep is optional for a serious farmer. In those 8 hours you were going to sleep you could have harvested more berries, made more coins, racked up experience points, and found a few more neighbors. You can always sleep the next time your internet service goes down.
Being a Farmville addict does not require counseling, or stress therapy. Farmville is the stress therapy so many of us need. A fun and enjoyable escape from the television, the stress of the day, and a way to share with friends. Embrace your addiction, it is one of the few addictions you can enjoy without guilt.
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